Hasselen Harry

Gather round my little ones
for a tale twice as old
about a furry little hero
whos heart was thrice as bold
teeth were sharp as razors
and the strength of men ten fold
could stand against a tazer
while you poke him in the balls,
with all the books from all the shelves
could you guess this warriors name
or from a picture painting even
could you know this soldiers mane
he's Harry Pig of the piglet clan
his name reads loud and true
but you know what
if you pick him up
he'll go potty all over you.